rather than getting trained by someone who'll only tell you to do things in their way and not your own!!!
Okay, this is the biggest misconception that I have heard from people who refuse to learn music theory. This is an incorrect and potentially dangerous assumption, as it can only hurt you as a musician.
Music theory is not a rigid rule structure. Music theory is a codified set of
descriptive labels - explanations of things that were already occurring without our interventions. The history of music theory (at least the western theory we're referring to right now) comes from old church choirs, where the reverberation time meant dissonance was very obvious. A tritone
feels disconcerting, and that gets amplified when you have six or eight dudes all shooting out sound waves into a cathedral with 3 or 4 seconds of decay time. The tritone was considered a "devil's sound", because of how unpleasant that clashing became. At the same time, dissonance became a creative tool with things like a diminished chord.
Music theory doesn't tell you how to do things in one specific way. It just takes a couple centuries of trial and error and goes "you know all those sounds in your head? here's why they sound the way they do, and a few potential routes you could take to get there."
But, you have to want to learn to be taught.
Exactly. If you go into it thinking "they're just oppressing me and stifling my creativity" or just not interested in learning new things at all, you'll just be wasting your time and the instructor's time.
If you
really don't want to learn any music theory, do yourself a favor and master the scale and chord MIDI effects that your daw has.