HA! Black sheep here. I tried, I really did. Piano mostly, guitar and even some flutes lol.

...and failed miserably every time. I know how those instruments work, how the theory works (mostly), I know what to press, but for some reason no matter how many times I play the piece again and again (like for years

), I mess it up at some point every time. I got heavily depressed about it at times, considering quitting the hobby all together, but then I thought: F**k it. I can't perform. Whatever. That can't stop me from producing.
...funny enough, I still play all the notes in my tracks on keyboard. But have to admit, I edit them afterwards.